2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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