Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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