I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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