I only kidnapped one of them. chill
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Say something about gay babies.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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