You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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