i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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