Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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