Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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