who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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