dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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