Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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