Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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