I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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