so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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