Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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