After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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