Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
