so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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