So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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