Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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