i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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