Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
