She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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