Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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