And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
