Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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