your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Randomize
