I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
