then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Randomize
