ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
The power of my boobs compel you
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