i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
No...this little piggys going to the bar
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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