We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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