why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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