There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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