forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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