if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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