drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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