I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Randomize
