Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
