i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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