'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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