My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
need another drink. this is the easiest way
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
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