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You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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