Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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