3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
