Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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