Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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