i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Alive.
So much puke
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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