Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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