I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
it glows. i had to have it.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
