you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
It's official drugs can't kill me
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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