You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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